toad ( @whimsicaltoad ) Twitter Profile

whimsicaltoad

toad

just a toad 🍄🐗 @WhatIsSecks 💕🐒

she/her 🐸 19

Joined on 1 February, 2020

  • 2.6k Tweets
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Replying to @tellytupperware: hi im selling a few hand embroidered items on my depop rn 😸 i would really appreciate it if yall could check it out or…

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hi im selling a few hand embroidered items on my depop rn 😸 i would really appreciate it if yall could check it out or follow me on there :)

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men are like “believe women ❤️” but when their buddy is called out by multiple women they’re like “wait not him 🤬 that’s the best man i know if u block him u can suck my dick 🖕”

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my new years resolution is to seek help.

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when she’s a flying squirrel but ur just a regular squirrel 😔✋

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this was the worst year of my life excluding january and february 😐

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my 2020 was great lol rip to y’all but i can’t relate to whatever ur feeling cuz my year was awesome lol 😹🙌💯

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i think it might be too profound for me 🙄✋

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film majors hellooooo???? 🤨👋 im waiting🧍‍♀️waiting for u to explain the plot of nocturnal animals to me.

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im proof that god is real.

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im fully aware that gathering as many material objects as possible isnt going to fix me but that’s not gonna stop me from trying 😹🙏

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well if u thought my tweet was that good why tf didn’t u retweet it......... 😒

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Quoted @whimsicaltoad

omg i hear somebody downstairs 👀🤭 i think it might be santa.....😍

just got robbed. 😐

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men on twitter r like “ughhhhhh 🙄 i cant find a way to get sexual gratification from this woman 🤦‍♀️ guess i’ll have to resort to harassing her instead 😏”

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this is a joke i do not want to have sex with anybody and nobody should dm me that’s scary. if u don’t get the joke, u don’t get it and that’s ok😋

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nobody’s dming me??? wtf. if i dont fuck a female within the next minute i will k*11 myself.

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yall IM BACKKKKKKKK 😝 twitter s*spended me because i was sexually harassing women but IM BACKKKKK 😝 anyways r there any females here that i can objectify and harass for 4 months??👀 dm immediately 😩

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i think i’d be happier if lorde had invited me to go to antarctica with her 😒🤦‍♀️

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