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Chelsea Handler

My stand-up special Evolution is out now on @hbomax. | 1 NYT Best Seller - LIFE WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME🍊

Los Angeles, CA

Joined on 1 February, 2009

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Can’t @SarahHuckabee just be on @DancingABC ? Why governor run? That’s not going to be nearly as fun.

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Quoted @NPR

BREAKING: President Biden has repealed the Trump-era ban on transgender people serving in the military.

After 4 years, it’s nice to see someone with normal-sized hands signing things.

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Quoted @slpng_giants

This is a great question worth asking.

The @nfl TV contracts are up for renewal in 2022.

Given the NFL’s new outward support for racial equality and ending racism, why would they then give a new contract to the Murdochs, whose Fox News continues to push racial grievance.

Hey @NFL @rupertmurdoch is responsible for spreading lies, promoting trump’s rhetoric, and we need you to step up and say no to this megalomaniac. No more megalomaniacs without accountability. It’s a wrap on white supremacy and male privilege.

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Quoted @kylegriffin1

Dr. Birx to CBS: "I saw the president presenting graphs that I never made. I know that someone — someone out there or someone inside — was creating a parallel set of data and graphics that were shown to the president. I know what I sent ... What was in his hands was different."

Thank you for saying something when it doesn’t matter anymore, Dr. Susan Collins. Hey women- can we stand up for each other in the moment we need each other, not after the fact?

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Larry King called me when my dog Chunk died to see if I was doing okay, and to tell me how important dogs are in our lives. That really moved me, and I will miss his kindness and presence. ❤️

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Replying to @kevinroose: Thought I'd never see the day!

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This is how I present when I know someone has cannabis.

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Quoted @jenn_elias

A letter from some Congress members to Google CEO Sundar Pichai and YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki flexes research on how YouTube's algorithms have promoted conspiracy theories and political extremism. Citing the Capitol attacks, they request changes to its recommendations systems.

Thought I'd never see the day!

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Quoted @fightfortheftr

It's official. @JoeBiden is the President of the United States. First order of business: demand that he keep Big Tech loyalists & lobbyists out of his cabinet. We have four years to rein in the monopolies destroying our democracy. The future depends on it

Yes to this.

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Quoted @SenTedCruz

By rejoining the Paris Climate Agreement, President Biden indicates he’s more interested in the views of the citizens of Paris than in the jobs of the citizens of Pittsburgh. This agreement will do little to affect the climate and will harm the livelihoods of Americans.

If you had to name the most pathetic man in the US, who would it be and why would it be Ted Cruz?

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Let the healing begin.

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Today is a day to celebrate.

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Happy birthday, America. Today is the day we make the promise and commitment to do better than our best. We are strong, we said no to corruption, and we said yes to justice, love, and righteousness. Have a great fucking day.

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Waving goodbye to Trump, Mike Pence, and that entire cabinet of criminals.

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Just listened to this mornings episode of The Daily to hear about a Trump supporter talk about animals voting illegally in this election.

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Replying to @SpeakerPelosi: The attempt to install an unqualified Trump loyalist as NSA General Counsel just 72 hours prior to the start of a new Ad…

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Quoted @SachaBaronCohen

He's baaaack!

This week, Facebook/Instagram and YouTube may lift their suspensions and allow Trump BACK on their platforms.

What?! So he can incite violence AGAIN?!

RT and tell @Facebook @Google @YouTube:

Remove Trump from your platforms, PERMANENTLY!


When misinformation diminishes by 70% with Trump banned from social media platforms, we need to pressure @facebook @youtube @google to keep him off these platforms. A suspension isn’t good enough. We need lifetime bans for Trump to stop spreading lies that hurt and kill Americans

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The attempt to install an unqualified Trump loyalist as NSA General Counsel just 72 hours prior to the start of a new Administration is highly irregular and highly suspect. This placement should not move forward.

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Misinformation dropped dramatically the week after Twitter banned Trump

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