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blondflatwhite

@blondflatwhite

Thrift store globe trotter tweeting about the finest aspects of American culture: reality TV and NCAA football. Always searching for the perfect cup of coffee

Hawaii, USA

Joined on 16 June, 2018

  • 78 Tweets
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  • 99 Following

On the next episode of #survivor Tayshia and Zac get engaged...Is this the most desolate location for an engagement in #bachelorette history? #BacheloretteABC #BachelorNation #BacheloretteNation

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Ben “the way she makes me feel...I’ve never felt this way...the way she makes me feel...” UM how about her!?! What do you love about her? Not just how YOU feel. #bachelorette #BacheloretteABC #BacheloretteNation #BachelorNation

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Cool...awesome date...take the guy with commitment issues to meet NEIL LANE! Come ON! #bachelorette #BacheloretteABC #BachelorNation

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Ok...let me get this straight: ice bath, body paint, Neil Lane!?!?!? Zac clearly won the #bachelorette date lottery #BachelorNation #BacheloretteABC

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Two story villa! They couldn’t even stand in the airstream...garbage... #bachelorette #BacheloretteABC #BachelorNation

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Whaaaaaaaat!?!?!? AIR STREAM vs villa!?!?! I know life isn’t fair, but COME ON! #bachelorette #BacheloretteABC #BachelorNation

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Where is the Chris Harrison play-by-play chaperone on the Zac/Tayshia date?!?!? Ivan gets a cold tub of ice and Zac gets a secluded body paint session!?!?! Not super fair... #bachelorette #BacheloretteABC #BachelorNation

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I can NOT with the airstream fantasy suite! Not that they aren’t cool, but they can’t even stand beside the bed. No real bathroom. What!?!?! If the others get some sort of real hotel suite I call shenanigans!!! #bachelorette #BacheloretteABC #BachelorNation

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BEN!?!? Nooooooooooooooah! Come on! Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?! #bachelorette #BacheloretteABC #BachelorNation

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Ivan is the best. Kind considerate. So much to love! #bachelorette #BachelorNation #BacheloretteABC

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I have to say Blake had one of the most gracious exits on the #bachelorette ever. Blake for #BachelorInParadise!!! #BachelorNation #TheBacheloretteABC

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No one in my house is speaking at the moment. We all feel sick for #kyletrask #kylepitts and so many other #Gators. Blown away by the absolute stupidity of #MarcoWilson. #LSUvsUF

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Quoted @onlygators

Imagine if I told you how the Florida-LSU game played out and then said it was the second-worst thing to happen in #Gators athletics in a single day.

12/12/20 ends in 50 minutes.

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Quoted @justinbnd

Wow! Imagine throwing a shoe and your playoff chances away! #Florida #Gators #LSUvsUF #LS👟

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Aaaaaaaaaaah! Florida! WTF!?!? Why would you throw a shoe!?!? #UFvsLSU #Gators #GoGators

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Quoted @jcdelatorre

What the hell is happening in Gainesville tonight?
#LSUvsUF #Gators #GoGators

Where is the pass protection!?!? #LSUvsUF #gators #gogators

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Quoted @talhaumer45

Bennett has American Girl Doll teeth
#bachelorette
#TheBachelorette

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“So it’s not even a dress...it’s a romper with a train!” My significant other’s take on Tayshia’s outfit tonight. #bachelorette #BacheloretteABC #BachelorNation

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