P.W. LiSleazy 🌐 ( @PWLiSleazy ) Twitter Profile


P.W. LiSleazy 🌐

I invented Post-Its.

Los Angeles, CA

Joined on 5 July, 2011

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It’ll be nice not having to constantly think about the people in the White House literally every single fucking day. #InaugurationDay

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Quoted @RollingStone

Phil Spector, the famed ‘Wall of Sound’ producer and architect of some of pop music’s most enduring songs whose legacy was marred by a murder conviction, has died at the age of 80

You know whose legacy was marred too? Lana Clarkson.

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Quoted @benedict_rs

it's incredibly bleak how many contemporary aspiring writers cut their teeth on fanfiction, a form that actively teaches you to write worse

You could also technically consider Paradise Lost, Divine Comedy, and The Aeneid fanfiction. Those famous pieces of literary garbage.

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Quoted @toddstarnes

I find it extremely hard to believe that these are Trump supporters. That's not who we are or what we do. I smell Antifa.

Ah...the old “outside agitator” line.

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Deep state club soda.

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They’re already trying to hack the new robotic feeder. To paraphrase Jurassic Park, when they look at you, you can see they’re working things out.

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The most unrealistic part of #WW84 is that Reagan uses his one wish for more nukes.

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They finally put Baby in the corner.

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Bernie Sanders filibustering the veto override this week...

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These sound like the shittiest cookies.

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Happy Saturnalia. Hope you’ve all designated a Lord of Misrule to preside over today’s revels.

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We don’t talk enough about how the only other time James Spader acted opposite RDJ, aside from “Avengers,” it was in “Less Than Zero,” playing a drug dealer who literally turns him out to give blowjobs in a Palm Springs hotel so he can pay off a cocaine debt.

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Quoted @kaschuta

What’s your job on the transhumanist cyberpunk commune?

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Quoted @AlecStapp

I’m hearing disturbing rumors that a retailer is copying the Allbirds shoe design.

All this being said...Allbirds are hideous shoes.

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Quoted @NathanJRobinson

I think this is why I see a lot of Silicon Valley types casting doubt on the existence of aliens. You might expect these space-loving rationalists to be into aliens, but aliens would actually prove that they are part of a primitive society rather than an advanced, unique one.

If Nathan actually knew any “Silicon Valley types” he’d know they’re the exact opposite, being more receptive than most to the idea of aliens/UFOs. Not endorsing the POV, but if you’re going to write nonsense, back it up with anything but utter bullshit you clearly just made up.

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Quoted @NathanJRobinson

I think reluctance to believe in extraterrestrial life is part of neoliberal "end of history" ism. If the universe is teeming with life we haven't yet found, but could, it suggests that neoliberal capitalism is not our peak but is in fact a very primitive early historical state.

Siri, show me “last-ditch argument.”

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Quoted @SpaceForceDoD

Today, after a yearlong process that produced hundreds of submissions and research involving space professionals and members of the general public, we can finally share with you the name by which we will be known: Guardians.

I know this is hilarious to everyone, but the New Republic literally just concern trolled the fact that there was no framework or agency in place to regulate the increasing proliferation of satellites launched by (*gasp*) private space companies. Pick a lane.

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Our business ethics compliance training video is clearly in Hipster Antitrust mode. The section on competition is not focused at all on consumer welfare.

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Based on Twitter’s reactions to Mayor Pete running for president and now being appointed transportation secretary, I’m beginning to think that properly construed, mayorship of South Bend Indiana is a dead end job.

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Quoted @nberlat

parents are tyrants. "parent" is an oppressive class, like rich people or white people.

Was this written by a teenager whose car keys were taken away before the night of the big party?

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