The voice of the people. Sorry, people.
Joined on 18 February, 2010
Something to look forward to in the coming years: seeing weird billionaires f up space.
Our thoughts tonight are with the great Hank Aaron.
After Covid, people with soul patches should still have to wear a mask.
I’ll never get used to having a First Lady who is not from Slovenia
6.8 miles below the sea is the Marianas Trench, and 6.8 miles below that is the bar Trump set for Biden.
I’m looking forward to sweating the small stuff again.
Easy compromise: Lower the maximum wage to $15/hour.
Come for @AnthonyAnderson’s incredible Michael Jordan stories, stay for the surprise @DeonCole cameo. Listen @
The great thing about xylophones is.
More humiliating for Trump than impeachment: When he finally exits the White House, instead of a helicopter, send a Kia Soul.
I didn't want to use the word "Orwellian" in a tweet until I was confident that I could use it properly, so here goes: Orwellian would be a cool name for a horse.
Replying to @TeamCoco: Welcome to the Team Coco Podcasts family, @NicoleByer! On today's episode of "Why Won't You Date Me?" @ConanOBrien tries to h…
Welcome to the Team Coco Podcasts family, @NicoleByer! On today's episode of "Why Won't You Date Me?" @ConanOBrien tries to help Nicole figure out why she's still single. Listen and subscribe on @ApplePodcasts.
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