Conan O'Brien ( @ConanOBrien ) Twitter Profile

ConanOBrien

Conan O'Brien

The voice of the people. Sorry, people.

Los Angeles

Joined on 18 February, 2010

http://teamcoco.com

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Something to look forward to in the coming years: seeing weird billionaires f up space.

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Our thoughts tonight are with the great Hank Aaron.

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After Covid, people with soul patches should still have to wear a mask.

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I’ll never get used to having a First Lady who is not from Slovenia

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6.8 miles below the sea is the Marianas Trench, and 6.8 miles below that is the bar Trump set for Biden.

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I’m looking forward to sweating the small stuff again.

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Easy compromise: Lower the maximum wage to $15/hour.

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Come for @AnthonyAnderson’s incredible Michael Jordan stories, stay for the surprise @DeonCole cameo. Listen @

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The great thing about xylophones is.

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More humiliating for Trump than impeachment: When he finally exits the White House, instead of a helicopter, send a Kia Soul.

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I didn't want to use the word "Orwellian" in a tweet until I was confident that I could use it properly, so here goes: Orwellian would be a cool name for a horse.

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Replying to @TeamCoco: Welcome to the Team Coco Podcasts family, @NicoleByer! On today's episode of "Why Won't You Date Me?" @ConanOBrien tries to h…

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Welcome to the Team Coco Podcasts family, @NicoleByer! On today's episode of "Why Won't You Date Me?" @ConanOBrien tries to help Nicole figure out why she's still single. Listen and subscribe on @ApplePodcasts.

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