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AynRandPaulRyan

Holly Figueroa O'Reilly

Op-eds: @washingtonpost @guardian
Filthy mouth.
Bakes a lot.
Recovering songwriter.
I have 5 kids and a husband with Acute Myeloid Leukemia.
You can't scare me.

Joined on 13 August, 2012

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Quoted @brguest20

I told my 5 year old daughter that we have a new president and Joe Biden beat Trump. She said, “But I want everyone to win.”

I told her to pack her shit and leave.

😂😂😂

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How it started. How it’s going.

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Replying to @mat_johnson: My insulin fell out of the fridge and my kid put it back in the freezer by mistake and thereby destroyed and insurance won…

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Replying to @FLOTUS: Thank you for your faith in something that is bigger than all of us: that we will build a better world because we’re going to d…

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Replying to @AynRandPaulRyan: Daaaamn, if this isn't a contrast.

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Replying to @davematt88: Melania stole my carpet

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Replying to @TheRealHoarse: The face when you realize the guy you’re dating is just some loser who works for his dad.

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The face when you realize the guy you’re dating is just some loser who works for his dad.

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Melania stole my carpet

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Quoted @diegoebarros

Melania is totally done. She already quit posing.

LOLOL bye, betch.

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Replying to @funder: Name some people who helped you get through trump’s failed presidency:

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Quoted @KateBennett_DC

Talk about a wardrobe change.

uh. what am i looking at here

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Thank you for your faith in something that is bigger than all of us: that we will build a better world because we’re going to do it together.

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Daaaamn, if this isn't a contrast.

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Replying to @kylegriffin1: Inside Biden's Oval Office:

Busts of Martin Luther King, Jr. and Robert F. Kennedy flank a fireplace.

Behind the Resolu…

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Normal press briefings, how I have missed you.

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Quoted @NBCNews

In the Oval Office, President Biden describes the letter that former President Trump left him as “very generous,” but said he didn’t want to share more than that because it is “private.”

“Pleez parden me thx.”

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Replying to @NPRinskeep: In November 2016, my daughter from China asked, "Am I going to be deported?" Last night she was asking questions about the…

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Inside Biden's Oval Office:

Busts of Martin Luther King, Jr. and Robert F. Kennedy flank a fireplace.

Behind the Resolute desk is a bust of Cesar Chavez.

A painting of Benjamin Franklin is intended to represent Biden's interest in following science.

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Replying to @nytimes: Breaking News: President Biden recommitted the U.S. to the Paris climate agreement, the international accord designed to avert…

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Replying to @FBIWFO: NEW: #FBIWFO is seeking the public's help in identifying those involved in assault on law enforcement officers at the US Capito…

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Breaking News: President Biden recommitted the U.S. to the Paris climate agreement, the international accord designed to avert catastrophic global warming.

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My insulin fell out of the fridge and my kid put it back in the freezer by mistake and thereby destroyed and insurance won't replace it so that's $800 which luckily I have because if I didn’t I'd simply die, which is what happened to one of my students. So time to get to work.

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NEW: #FBIWFO is seeking the public's help in identifying those involved in assault on law enforcement officers at the US Capitol on Jan 6. If you have info, call 1800CALLFBI or submit photos/video to .

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In November 2016, my daughter from China asked, "Am I going to be deported?" Last night she was asking questions about the Bidens' rescue dog.

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Name some people who helped you get through trump’s failed presidency:

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1/16/21 update on Darius' status.

Last week at this time, he told me he felt like he had the flu.

Today, he is on a ventilator in the ICU.

Tell your people you love them.

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