@azizansari Profile picture Aziz Ansari

@azizansari

 1 year ago
New standup special - Aziz Ansari: Right Now. Directed by Spike Jonze. Out July 9th on @netflix. (cc: @netflixisajoke)

New standup special - Aziz Ansari: Right Now. Directed by Spike Jonze. Out July 9th on @netflix. (cc: @netflixisajoke)

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@azizansari @netflix @NetflixIsAJoke Can’t. Fucking. Wait.

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@HeminUncle Profile picture Hemin Patel

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 1 year ago

@azizansari @netflix @NetflixIsAJoke Is...is the theater supposed to be empty?

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@azizansari @netflix @NetflixIsAJoke more like sitdown HEYOOOOO

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@azizansari @netflix @NetflixIsAJoke I really feel like Netflix needs to utilize its budget to get you guys better chairs

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@JeremyConQueso

 1 year ago

@azizansari @netflix @NetflixIsAJoke @Metallica 🤘🏻🤘🏻

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@azizansari @netflix @NetflixIsAJoke When is Masters of None coming back?

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#RadicalLeftistAgenda killed 5 people in a riot at the Capitol. Oh, wait...

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@TheRealHoarse We went to Target. Pretty risky for #RadicalLeftistAgenda

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@TheRealHoarse Hm now let's see, I'll attempt to summon the willpower to go to the gym in January, clean my cat's litter boxes and cook something for dinner. Looks like that completes my #RadicalLeftistAgenda for the day.

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Only in the US are policies that ensure more don't needlessly die or suffer from a pandemic labeled #RadicalLeftistAgenda

That's how far right we've gone, folks. It is not leftist to act in order that people not die of preventable causes.

It's called humanism.

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#RadicalLeftistAgenda Jesus was the Radical Left

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My #RadicalLeftistAgenda today is very chill. Just reading with my Antifa cats.
I was thinking of running over to my neighbor’s house and taking his guns. But I don’t really care if he has guns. Don’t care anything about him having guns AT ALL. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸❤️

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@TheRealHoarse I'll be teaching in my socialist public school classroom and dictating a #RadicalLeftistAgenda spelling test.

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